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Barcade
01:05
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This morning I did not give up my subway seat an elderly woman.
Despite her age I was the one closer to death.
Hungover as dog hide curing on the porch,
Pacman machine ate all my coins,
Still no high score, still no high score.
Still, you'll find me there every week once I get my pay;
Barcade, Barcade,
Barcade is my favorite bar.
I can never fucking wait for the weekend to blow my wad downtown.
Overzealous to cash my check and I never learn my lesson.
Help wanted sign at the door, but I'm turned away;
Barcade, Barcade,
Why's this weirdo in our bar?
Barcade, Barcade,
Donkey Kong is not a job.
Barcade, Barcade,
Spends all his money at Barcade.
Barcade, Barcade,
Barcade is our favorite bar.
(disgruntled catawampus)
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Emiliano #1
01:14
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When I was one year old I chopped a Mercedes Benz in half.
It was made of legos, but that's not the point.
Emiliano, I can see at the same age you can put up a fight.
But you got a love for music and animals and that's probably more important.
You're growing up so fast kid.
You're growing up so fast kid.
You're growing up so fast kid.
Which one of us was born yesterday?
Happy Birthday!
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Paydirt
02:02
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Snort a line of bullshit with the farmer's kid,
Buffets of cow manure make that paydirt rich.
Snort a line of bullshit with the farmer's kid,
Buffets of cow manure make that paydirt rich.
Seasonal Depression, LOL
Seasonal Depression, LOL
I doubt your mood will matter when it's springtime in hell,
Please shed that hibernation coat you got at Good Will,
OK?
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Keep on laughing 'cause I'm not joking.
Keep on pushing 'cause neither of us is satisfied with the state of the apartment, and the state of my eyebrows.
Understandable 'cause I don't frequent Latino barbershops.
Keep on laughing 'cause I'm not joking.
Keep on asking my opinion about Netflix soap operas:
They're oh so precious, even more adorable if they think I'll keep spending money to keep watching horrible shows.
(I probably will)
Keep on laughing 'cause I'm not joking.
Keep on trashing my favorite music, because it makes a fetish of my taste.
Noise is power.
Yes I know they haven't played a single note for thirty minutes.
Who's laughing now?
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Chic N' Curry
01:06
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Good
God of Red
Meat please save
the last bite of beef for me.
When
the vegans
have their way
Meat Lover's Pizza's had it's day.
Sir,
substitute
for fashion.
Chique N' Curry's all that's left.
Im-
itation
takes the cake,
except the dairy is all fake.
BOZO...
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Fump Truck New York, New York
The twisted sense of humor that Army Brats hang on to is brought to you at tinnitus-inducing volume by Fump
Truck.
Zac Lee Wood's solo take begins with a blunt tip about where to spend your Friday night and ends with a declaration of war on veganism, tightly packed into a micro-LP that would barely fill side-A of a cassette.
OK?
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